Fro-yo lady & Bumpy enthusiast.

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

(via berrisfueller)

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Posted
15 hours ago

lord-kitschener:

screw off, Taco, you shit in a box of gravel

(Source: mykingdomforapen, via somebody-pinchme)

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Posted
16 hours ago

Me everytime I drink (via thefuck-wasthat)

(Source: upperslut, via thefuck-wasthat)

I did not intend to get this drunk
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16 hours ago

trashypunkers:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 

(Source: naughttyangel, via highrapunzel)

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Posted
2 days ago

My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)

(Source: lule-bell, via wetpaint)

My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
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Posted
4 days ago
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